Love Handles

 Love handles? Why is it called that?/I always thought it was fat/Can't stand the sight of it in mirror/Her conscious speaks like I hear her/Insecure I attempt to tone up/Thinking "How the hell do I get rid of this happy gut?"/Making excuses like "I was in love once"/"I let myself go now I feel dunce"/Fat and happy this chicken became/But my chicken head ran away cuz she was insane/Irritates my brain