Wednesday, December 12, 2012

The Beat Down


(From Marcell Murphy's perspective)

I can't beat him
No matter how hard I try
I can't beat him
In an outrage I desperately revert to anger management strategies
He forces me to take deep breaths
Every time I exhale I count
I count for my own sanity as I cannot win

1!
This guy keeps beating me
2!
He only picks Street Fighter characters!
3!
He didn't warn me of his skills
4!
My wife and his girlfriend is watching!
5!
He picked Ryu again!
6!
I underestimated him
7!
Now I must respect him
8!
More people witness my downfall
9!
He lets the time run out on the final round and wins by decision
10!
He picks Ken and Ryu!

How will I overcome this uphill battle?
Maybe I was destined to lose
To lose in front of a national audience like Mitt Romney losing to Obama
My president is black
And my challenger was Blue
Now we know who
Is the greatest Street Fighter player I ever knew

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